Yo mama 2....

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Oh these are so funny Rog...its nice to come here and laugh for a change!!!

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Rae, I like it when you smile...now back to the insults...

Yo Mama So Ugly...
...she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
...they put a picture of her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
...she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
...her shadow gave up.
...when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows
...they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off!
...her Shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.
...her Mama had to feed her with a fishing rod.

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Lies face down on the couch....ROTF!!!

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Yo Mamma's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo Mamma's so fat, she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Yo Mamma's so fat, when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

Yo Mamma's so fat, her fave food is seconds.

Yo Mamma's so fat, she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

Yo Mamma's so fat, that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing

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land ahoy hahahahahahahhahahaha

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Yo Mammas so fat that her shadow crushed the neighbors puppy

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mamma so ugly, she can make an onion cry.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

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Fruit punch-gay boxer HAHAHAHA!!!

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Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma so fat when she was walking down the street and I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat when she dances, she makes the band skip

Yo momma so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma so fat she could sell shade

Yo momma so fat the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu

Yo momma so fat she can't even fit in the chat
room.

[cherrysmum]

ROTFLMAO..I knew Rog would finally get some more yo mama jokes

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Yo mamma so ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her

Yo mamma so ugly that for Halloween she tricks or treats on her mobile phone

Yo mamma so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off

Yo mamma so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen

Yo mamma so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics

Yo mamma so stupid she thinks Beirut is a famous baseball player.

yo mamma so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing